for so long never laugh so shuang...n my laugh illness is back today!!!

incredible! i can laugh until cry!

the longest time i have laugh n cry is a train trip from outram to changi

the most tissues i have used to wipe away my laughing tears is i think 4 years ago @ Plaza Singapura Swensen... haha

n the my laughing illness has cause some shockness to a couple walking behind me...( i was laughing my way... thn suddenly i bend down to tie my shoes laces...hahaha... cos my speed is too fast..n i made them think that i disappear in front of them...hahaha


thn todae at the bugis food junction...my cousin said something that made my illness came back...



her fren was so surprise that her dad can cook so well...n said that, i like your dad...

n my cousin replied veri calmly that made my laugh..." my dad is married...and got 1 kid...which is me"


hahahahahaha...

laugh non stop!

i like this!

oh well was watching healing hands 3... not veri into this drama... but just watch la... n yah

got this 法医 acted by gigi lai... dun really like her but..in this drama... her veri veri nice boyfriend died...that's so sadded... n she has to 解剖 de own boyfren... oh man!!!

so sadded!!! she used to sae in her line...she called those who had left this world... dead fish...

thn now she cut the boyfren dead fish!! erkkk..

how i wish i can own them!!!

this 1 too! so cute!

this is for huiyi to see! see who's in there?haha
the clot family (sadly anthony wong n maggie Q not in)

if u love jolin... watch

i've watching detective conan this few nites...he is cute !! read this if u are interested to noe more things...

《名侦探柯南》中的医学常识
※ 人通常在死后30分~2小时内开始僵硬，9~12小时后会全身僵直。之后的30个小时会持续僵硬，接下来软化，经过大约70个小时恢复原状。通常情况下是如此，但如果周围气温高于35度的话，僵直和软化都会加速，只要24个小时即可恢复。死前剧烈运动后，蛋白质在体内较容易凝固，死后僵硬也会比平常快。

※ 自杀是枪抵着脑袋开时，会在弹恐周围留下烧焦的痕迹，且周围皮肤的颜色也会加深。且子弹进入的洞比出的洞小，血流的也较少一点，一般情况下只有自杀才会留下焦痕。

※ 肺部穿孔，即使想呼吸也会因肺部无法扩张而不能顺利呼吸，这便会造成窒息死亡。死前大概能痛苦挣扎10~15分。

※ 溺死：空中稍带水渍，瞳孔放大，且有出血现象在眼粘膜上，耳膜也会因水压而造成破裂引起出血。

※ 中毒：嘴唇先泛起微紫色或黑色，接着身体其他部位也会出现此现象；眼睛有时会瞪着，两手紧握拳头，腰腿蜷曲等。

※ 被勒死：喉部明显有一道深深的紫色痕迹，瞳孔放大做痛苦状，舌头有时伸出且变成紫黑色。

※ 用茶清洗伤口中和毒性是处理遭遇海蛇等的咬伤的最佳办法，因为茶中含有的丹宁可以解毒；另外负责吸出毒的人也要用茶漱口以防中毒。

※ 食物中毒时，可以用绿豆磨碎冲水灌服可以暂时缓解毒性。

※ 把盐素与酸性的清洁剂混合后，会产生有毒气体。

※ 死者皮肤成粉红色，且有些斑点由皮肤内向外呈出，明显是氢氧化钠(NaOH)中毒致死；若毒在胶囊中。则至少要融化15分钟才能显出毒性。急救时最好用含蛋白的东西漱口，如：牛奶。PS：氰酸钾是难溶于冷水的。（本条感谢鸿上网友的指正！）

※ 外科医生的食指上会留下一道深而明显的痕迹，这是因为经常打包扎线所留下的。

※ 死者的发稍有些微烧焦，身体肌肉极度僵硬，这是高压中电而死的特征。

※ 电流从手指尖流进身体所形成的烫伤，会使手指成为灰白色。

※ 吃了氢酸钾可能会引起窒息死亡（氢酸钾有杏仁味）。

※ 若是在花上下毒，花本身也应先枯萎。

※ 表面看起来是咬端舌头“自杀”的死状，有时是因为吸入毒气或屯如毒物引起痉挛造成的。

※ 毒菌有很多种，有些还会发出猛毒的毒素。毒菌还可以拿来做药，但还有毒性，所以平常最好别吃。

※ 二氧化碳中毒：人周围气体中含超过20%的二氧化碳，那么吸入后会剧烈痉挛，几秒钟便会咬舌而死且身体冰凉。二氧化碳比空气重，所以会沉在特定空间的下面。

※ 若是大量出血引起的痉挛，必须用绳子扎紧伤口附近止血，防止血流过多，接下来是揉按心脏。

※ 如果人的内脏被弄破，会有一种特殊的内脏气息。

※ 山洞中回声大的话就表示没路了，若回声小的话表示还有路。

※ 硫化硫酸钠（漂白剂）能解氢酸钾毒。

※ 珍珠的表面是由碳酸钙组成的，最怕酸性的腐蚀，所以在碰名贵的珍珠时，一定要带手套或用手帕包着，若不用的话，会使珍珠碰到手上的油渍，使珍珠表面光泽消失得更快。珍珠表面的光泽寿命最多30~40年，以后便会慢慢褪色。

※ 将尸体埋在土中，让身体不能接触空气，尸体腐烂的速度会是正常速度的1/8，在水中会更慢。

※ 一般失踪超过七年就被确认是死亡了，若是自然灾害或是灾难造成的人失踪，超过一年就被确定死亡了。

※ 用钝器打击人的头部甚至会造成锉裂伤。通常第一击不会有血溅出，但伤口周围会有伤痕，第二击在同一地方，血才会喷出。

※ 上下唇粘膜出血，颈部有点状表皮剥落，及皮上有片状出血，眼结膜出血等表示有扼颈过程。

※ 死者若被人扼住颈后用钝器打击头部会造成颅内严重损伤，呼吸系统衰竭死亡。※ 食用亚硝酸钠一定量时，也会至人于死。急性中毒只有少量毒性进入骨髓。

※ DNA指纹图有着高度个体特异性，统一个体不同组织之间的一致性，他的重复率是几十亿分之一，几乎全世界都没有相同的

i m 18... this year birthdae isnt as bad as i tot.. mind is now filled with law n law but the the taste of the chocolate cake is still in there.... nevermind the too sweetness... the cake is from my sis... n i love it!

thnk you ppl for wishing me,

huiyi: ( i love de cake, de doraemon bingo, the orange lolli... ya still waiting for the 15 more to come)

ruoying: from todae onwards i dun belong to lei anymore... i m jingyi not Jing! i rather u call me ah yi..haha...cos jingdunlovelei le

wanyi: yea yea i m as old as you now... but i m still younger by 4 mths!!!

shuyi: Leo rules!!!

sheryl aka mrs tan: i m happy if u buy me tama...haha

veron: you're the first to wish me in my blog! n i seriously dun rmb picking up ur call at 2am...haha

thnk you guys for wishing me harpie bdae

felicia
kelly
shenyi
yongquan
althea

n those whom i cannot mention here
... if u read this... i really thnk you!

oh n i bought 4D todae... but din win... nevermind! i m still happy

Just Listen!

On Your Speaker As Loud For Effect

yayness pepsi newest commercial with edison jolin louis n rain! at circus

mr chow yan fatt is in pirates of the carribean 3 !

oh! my somemore he is a Singapore Pirate! named i think is Zhang Bao (i guess those angmoh will pronounce it as- chang pao)

cant wait to see how is he going to look like!

cant wait to see lissy!! will and jack !

lalala