Sunday, May 29, 2005

i was here to blog abt todae!!!! ... my mood currently now is veri xin tong / angry / very stress out!!!

1) my com was reformat...alot of my baobei stuff GONE!!!

2)cannot download back the songs!! cos huiyi sae tt site got alot of porn ad!!!

3)tomlo got exams..i'm still playing com now!!!

xin hen tong...still cannot fa xie...going mad soon!

Saturday, May 28, 2005

todae was a beautiful saturdae...so i took my grandmother to great world city for lunch...(she said she like 10years never go there le!! ) we have quite alot of fun at GWC...we went eating at crytaljade...n i took her photo of her eating some sun(3) eat already got money save(she said that in teochew...we also went arcade played some games...went taking photos at the toilets....took her eat icecream...went shopping at the cold storage... she's just too cute !!! i love my ah ma!!! hehehehe
she was eating that sun (i really dun like the taste of it)
took photo of her in the toilet...we're @ japan!!
she's eating the $1 icecream...
i took this photo long time ago..is the same toilet at japan!!! muahahaha
Jingyi: jin tian zhen shi kai xin de yi tian (todae is a happy day)

Monday, May 23, 2005

Shall blog about fridae stuff...i shld seriously take with mi a singapore map..whenever i go!!!

last fridae after meeting veron for dinner...i'm going home... i was going to take bus 196 home...but a veri saddening sad thing happen...i took the correct bus but the wrong direction...the bus is taking me more away from my home!!! ahhh..... i didn't even notice until i reach the outdoor stadium there...which is at kallang...along the way i saw suntec , fullerton n merlion..so i still tot i was on the right way...thn until i was on a bridge thn i saw a big river...[[Jingyi" ehh why s'pore river suddely so clean n so wide liao??"]] thn again i tot [[look more like kallang river to me lei...cos i remeber my teacher live close to kallang river]]...thn see see the surrounding veri unfamiliar to me leh...[[shit lah!!! i think the i'm in the wrong bus liao...eh, is correct bus but going the other way]] ahh!!!! so scary man..i quickly got down the bus..n i'm just right in front of the school for the deaf!!! n the school look veri the damn eerie....

so that huiyi suggest mi to take cab home!!!! cost mi a bomb!!! shiterdly shit her!!! 8bucks lei!!! never sit cab so expensive b4!!!!!

ps: I have sense of direction!!! i'm only a road idiot...

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Mr Chow...i need you so much!!!! mayb we shall meet tonite at room 405 u noe?? :p hei hei...at 9pm bu jian bu san oh...hahahaha

todae is a very beautiful sundae...n i missed kylie last nite..wanted to play com one!! thn that huiyi loh...why like tt...sian ah..nvm..i ask a net fren to ask kylie to leave msg in my blog when she is online..hehehehehe...so xing fen man!!! n that net fren so nice rite...she is in one of my link...u can go hop into her blog...hehehehe...hope kylie will really come visit my blog loh..

ps: if u dunno who is mr chow...i shall introduce to you next time..

Saturday, May 21, 2005

看看自己是不是已經中了殭屍毒。

1.打字時誤將劉邦打成箭頭,因為劉邦和箭頭的速成碼差不多


2.寫字時,誤將「將軍」寫成「將臣」也不知

3. 誤將「豬扒意粉」讀作「誅邪意粉」

4. 誤將「無憂無慮」寫成「毛憂無淚」

5. 當有人在化粧舞會或者萬聖節扮殭屍時,你會說他們臉上沒有特別花紋和瞳孔沒有變色,一定是低級殭屍

6. 在ICQ內有人的NICKNAME是「叮噹」時,你會問他是不是姓「馬」

7. 你不敢將菠蘿油放在電腦螢幕面前,因為你會驚個螢幕裡面突然有個貞子伸隻手出來取走你的菠蘿油

8. 當有人由一個古舊的行李箱中取出一部手提攝錄機時,你會問對方該行李箱及手提攝錄機是不是他過了身的爺爺留給他的 (然後對方會話你「痴線!」)

9. 捐血的時候會偷偷問護士捐血中心平均多久會有一次血包離奇失蹤事件

10. 在網上搜尋清潔公司時,會嘗試找有沒有一間叫「靈靈堂」
11. 約友人去酒吧等,不多會誤將酒吧名叫成「WAITING BAR」或「FORGET IT BAR」

12. 在動物園見到孔雀時,會不禁稱呼牠們做「孔雀大師」

13. 見到著長髮短裙的長腿姐姐用噴霧劑噴臉時,會聯想到那支噴霧劑是牛眼淚

14. 遇到穿黑色中山裝戴黑超的男仔,你會問他是不是死神

15. 見到棗紅色封面寫住「手記」的冊子時,會有立即撕爛它的衝動

16. 不敢打開古典FEEL的音樂盒,甚至一見到這種音樂盒就會立即「雞飛狗走」

17. 見到有位名叫「嘉嘉」的主婦時,你會問她是否有一幢與她名字相同的物業

18. 照鏡時會怕鏡裡面突然有一個穿中古裝的男仔用西洋劍劃花你的臉

19. 在十蚊店內見到手掌型蚊拍時,你會深信那個跟本不是普通蚊拍,那個一定是用來趕鬼的佛掌

20. 抱住男嬰孩時,會不自覺地叫他做「尼諾」

21. 遇到戴金框眼鏡著白西裝甚麼也懂的老伯時,會稱呼他做「求叔」或者「地藏代理」

22. 情緒低落時自己強忍不哭,反而叫自己的知友代自己哭出來
23. 嘗試學習反手一次過點三支香的技巧

24. 遇到崩牙的男仔會問他在哪間便利店返通宵更

25. 向自己的另一半說「不能同生,只願同死。千秋萬世,至恐不渝。」

26. (晚上)向自己的另一半說「不愛我,就別咬我。」

27. 不經意地將「NO PROBLEM」誤讀成「NO CONDOM」,還是是讀得很大聲那種

28. 將「政府」讀成「朝延」

29. 將「酒店」讀成「客棧」

30. 努力鍛鍊個人「靈力」,令幸運星可以在空中飛起

31. 在客廳用木架橫放一支可伸縮的銀色棒用來癖邪

32. 你相信秦始皇曾由中國遷往英國隱居

33. 如果你的性情一下子變得很抑鬱,甚至突然會做出傷害好朋友的事時,你暗地裡會懷疑是不是瑤池聖母正在用地書試圖影響你

34. 平時在課堂上不會主動發問的你,突然會問地理老師紅溪村在中國哪一個省內

35. 世史課講1938年是外國的某個國家和某個國家對戰的時候。你會問︰1938年,不是日本同中國游擊隊打緊嗎﹖

36. 平時在課堂上不會主動發問的你,突然會問歷史老師秦朝時代是否已經有驅魔法師 存在

37. 見到身邊的朋友有人姓馬,就問他們懂不懂得捉鬼

38. 一見到朋友就好像背對白地說︰「我不喜歡你們,我越來越討厭你們。」接著朋友問你是不是傻了。你就答︰「我不要做回以前的馬小玲,我不要呀」

39. 在街上見到紅色福士,便會聯想到車主是不是馬小玲

40. 呼籲別人寫日記「不需要精彩,但每一頁都要充滿愛。」

41. 幾個小朋友正在爭論那個動畫角色最厲害的時候,會你走過去好有氣勢地回答:「殭屍最勁!!」

42. 刷牙時會聯想一下殭屍是如何刷牙的

43. 見到人就問,你看了「我和殭屍有個約會」未呀

44. 遇到任人辱罵但臉上仍能保持寬鬆笑容的人,你會懷疑他是不是地藏轉世

45. 女殭迷會跟男仔講︰「你是露面超人WD-50﹖那我不說是唯拉斯17317319864星系公主﹖」
男殭迷會同女仔講︰「你是公主﹖那我豈不是露面超人﹖」

46. 在機場check-in的時候,想起地府check-in的情況,不禁暗嘆陽間的落後

47. 次次想喊既時間都會不自覺努力收番d眼淚!心裡諗住"馬小玲,你唔可以喊,唔可以呀!"

48. 成日人地講左希望d咩之後就會同人講"信就得,唔信就唔得""信就有,唔信就冇""信就得,唔信就唔得""信就有,唔信就冇"

49. 晚上關燈看到門上掛一件外套會抓狂地打出手印大叫一聲(誅邪)

50. 會不自覺將自己幻想作「殭屍」內的人物

51. 如果見到真的殭屍會有衝上前攬住佢的衝動

52. 將「小姐」讀成「姑娘」


i was here to blog abt todae...see the date above..it's a saturdae in the afternoon..n i'm at home rotting!!! humph...all the huiyi's fault..sae wanna go tiong buy clothes 1!!! thn fly plane me..i shal pull her go tomolo!! aiyo..now also nth to do..so siandely sianly sian ah!!!! anione to entertain mi?? or i shall go pool n find someone to..good idea...shall go play pool!!!! muahahahaha..

Thursday, May 19, 2005

1 thing i hate abt poly is that their break sometimes is way too long!!! is like 3 hours of break!! what can i do??? watch movies at the library??? their movies is like all so long time before!!! sian ah...lucky i still got some nice book to read...since yesterdae, i've been bringing a chinese book to school n read...i read it once but dun really get what the story is talking abt...i dun understand is not bcos it's in traditional chinese..but is like the story is too...erm..how to sae i also dunno..but these 2 daes of reading...i find that book is quite nice after all...muahahaha...i love the book!!!


tianya chuan suo


Sunday, May 15, 2005

tomolo got e-quiz on internet stuff...!!! ah...wo shi dian nao bai chi!!! aniway...went bugis n tiong just now to shop shop..n eat eat....thn also bought some vcds to watch...mi n hui kup money to buy the show huo shen..eh...huo shuai..always sae wrong the wrong word!!! hahahaha..the show is abt the yang pai feng of tian bo fu...some gu zhuang show that is quite funny...cost only 30bucks nia..quite cheap loh..1 veri sad thing is that i cant buy the movie leave me alone- got charlene n ekin 1...it's M18!!! wa lao...why like tt 1...first time got see with canto version 1 thn i cant buy!!! saddening sadly sad!!!! ah!!!! now still must go study of the test!!! sian ah!!!!

Sunday, May 01, 2005

school at nyp started long time ago...school is still so far so good...but i still miss the old times at outram...miss alot ppl that created beautiful memories in my mind...but soon my memories will fade...i dun remember alot of things le!!! that's really sads...but somthing i'll never forget...that the friendship we had...i wont mind if you ppl dont remember me...but in my heart, you ppl will always stay....

wo yi wang le wo men de guo...dan shi wo yong yuan ji de you yi ge ni... zai wo mei hao de zhong xue ri zi pei zhe wo...